goosestopit:

going back to school more likeimage

  • Friend's Mom: Where are you going to be in 10 years?
  • Me: at your funeral if you ask another stupid fucking question
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Do you ever just pause while reading a fic because you can’t handle the cuteness and you’re just like

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heliosdayspring:

me: *looks at ocs i made 4 years ago*

me: we can rebuild them. we have the technology

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tenaflyviper:

quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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pacoseamen:

WE FOUND IT 3 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES OF SEARCHING

pacoseamen:

WE FOUND IT 3 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES OF SEARCHING

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batmansymbol:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

god damn it science side of tumblr

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thankyoucorndog:

thankyoucorndog:

kingcheddarxvii:

digivolvin:

YEE

AGAIN

I’ve never hated a post more

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I’VE NEVER HATED A POST MORE

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