jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt

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Tags: toilets
travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

recentgooglesearches:

most efficient way to take lunch money from every single attack on titan fan

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Anonymous said: Yo why tf did a dead ass Joan Rivers make a Facebook status about the iPhone 6. The internet is out of hand.

glowcloud:

kingjaffejoffer:

This is crazy. Evidence that you can’t trust shit celebrities say about products. 

"This post appeared — briefly — on Joan’s Facebook page Friday morning … clearly the result of a pre-negotiated deal with Apple."

Why r we making assumptions here like please let’s leave room for the real possibility that Joan rivers has risen from the grave and she is very excited about the iPhone 6. Joan is a demon witch and they cannot be killed so easily

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enemaroberts:
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dailybeagle:

A Picture of Cute Pocket Beagles

dailybeagle:

A Picture of Cute Pocket Beagles

shaunduit:

Favourite Ben 10 Episodes (8/19): Episode 173: Store 23

"Ben, all these aliens you turn into? They’re not the only good ones. Where I’m from, aliens aren’t automatically evil monsters. Some just live in town, like my best friend."

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clarabooty:

and then satan said “let there be a skip limit and no back button on 8tracks”

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klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

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