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candycanemiscreant said: ryu/max

mopsthefloors:

canem knowin EXACTLY why i reblogged that meme

  • who cooks normally?: 
    ryu isn’t allowed to cook. not even to help. he’s not allowed in the kitchen. he likes “experimenting” with food and it’s a fuckin abomination. max isnt a lot better but at least he didnt put fucking oregano on the french toast
  • how often do they fight?: 
    ALL THE TIME
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?: 
    they are never truly away from each other. even if max thinks he’s alone, ryu is actually like, three feet away hiding in the ~shadows~. max knows this and one time he was like “*dramatic sigh* wow it sure feels good to get away from ryu every now and again” and ryu leapt down from a roof like “MAX HOW COULD YOU” and max laughed like a jackass at him
  • nicknames for each other?: 
    "fucking sneak"/"love" from max and "jackass motherfucker"/"darling" from ryu
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?: 
    max. he doesnt like it but ryu doesnt have money. or so he claims. max doesn’t believe him but it’s worth it to see how fucking pumped ryu gets when they go to the olive garden. endless breadsticks are his fave
  • who steals the covers at night?: 
    RYU!!!!
  • what would they get each other for gifts?: 
    leather polish and bullets. it’s very romantic. ryu once got ryu like, fluffy bunny slippers as a joke gift but ryu was like “*intensely emotional voice* MAX… THANK YOU. I WILL TREASURE THEM ALWAYS.” and wears them every goddamn day
  • who kissed who first?: 
    MAX KISSED RYU
  • who made the first move?: 
    RYU WITH A VERY SUBTLE *HAND ON KNEE* “MAX I THINK WE SHOULD ENGAGE IN…. ROMANTIC ACTIVITIES” “LIKE……. MAKING OUT?? YOU WANNA SHAG???” “YEAH, THAT WORKS”
  • who remembers things?: 
    they’re both p good but ryu figured out how to print like. mom calendars from the internet and puts little sun stickers on important dates. there’s holographic heart stickers around their anniversary
  • who started the relationship?:
    max kept waiting for ryu to ask to make it “official” and he was gonna play it all cool like “yeah sure i guess if you WANT” but ryu never asked. max was gettin nervous. is he just a walking dildo to ryu. does this mean nothing to him. brings it up out of frustration one day like “O-OI YOU WANNA…. YOU WANNA MAKE THIS STEADY??? U WANNA GO STEADY MATE?????” ryu like, fistpumps. he wins this stalemate.
  • who cusses more?: 
    max. ryu sets up a swear jar and uses the proceeds to buy candy for himself
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?: 
    WELL RYU WOULD ABSOLUTELY STAB THE MOTHERFUCKER IN THE EYE, THIS IS VERY MUCH CANON. I LIKE TO THINK IT GOES BOTH WAYS.
Reblogged from A LOOP OF UNHAPPINESS

Anonymous said: *Getting a 3ds for the first time* WoW!!! 3D!! *10 Minutes later* *Turns down depth slider forever*

Reblogged from AYYY LMAO

gonna set up a kissin booth for the aliens like

PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL KISSED BY THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.”

oh shit my alien boyfriends are coming friday??? well shit i better get dressed

hobble/ben MV set to ‘according to you’

peachycreek:

"Hold on there, trigger; we’re just gettin’ started!"

peachycreek:

"Hold on there, trigger; we’re just gettin’ started!"

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Peppermint Candy Cane